Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sunday of Gatecrasher Summer Soundsystem: Pelski's verdict

A last minute decision saw Pelski hurriedly packing a bag for the second day of the Gatecrasher festival. Both days collectively, without a doubt, provided the best line-up any festival offered this year (given the truly rubbish line-up of Glastonbury, while Global's and Creamfields' don't exactly stand out). Saturday boasted the likes of:

  • Prodigy, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, The WHip
  • Digitalism, Annnie Mac, The Count and Sinden, Switch, Bloc Party Djs, Crookers, Black Ghosts, Hijack
  • Dj Mehdi, Busy P, Feadz (and...ahem...Uffie)
  • Armand Van Helden, Dave Spoon, Laidback Luke, Streetlife Djs, Josh Wink
Yes, Saturday was arguably a better line-up, (I've been wanting to see Crookers, Black Ghosts and Switch for some time), but Sunday was my choice due to travel complications - and displayed an almost equally heavyweight line-up:
  • Chemical Brothers, Soulwax, Crystal Castles, Hot Chip
  • Justice, Tiga, Chromeo, Erol Alkan, Boys Noize, Proxy
  • Simian Mobile Disco, The Glimmers, Meat Katie, Alex Metric
  • Dizzee Rascal, Dj Yoda, Skream, Benga, Noisia, Shy FX
So on the 24-5th of May a motley crowd of 60,000 ravers descended on Turweston Aerodrome. An assemblage of the new rave (and clearly underage) wankers, the lager-swilling lads, the fleuro-trance sluts, the moronic 'jokers' dressed in impractical cow costumes, the hardened old school ravers, and the many, many pill-troopers all on a mission to grind their teeth into oblivion. And Pelski.

First off, let's get one thing straight. The name 'Summer Soundsystem' is well off the mark. Though it must be agreed that it was a typically british summer festival, it certainly didn't represent your romantisised picture of summer festivities. Suncream and sun-hats were wasted investments, while umbrellas and rain coats were wise ones... That said, rain shouldn't really matter: after all, 99% of the acts were under canvas. I mean its only May, we all expected a little drizzle, right? Well... apparently not.

The ill-prepared organizers seemed to think they were hosting Benacassim, as though the sun would beam down on our gurning little faces throughout. But inevitably a little rain began to fall - dampening the floor and slightly soggying our shoes. Fine. But this, apparently, was too much for the Gatecrasher organizers: for them this was a momentous disaster of epic proportions. The type of catastrophe only Katrina could inflict. For some unexplained reason this light rain had spelt the end for Sunday's main stage - no Crystal Castles, no Hot Chip and, of course, no Chemical Brothers (not to mention Black Ghost's Simon Lord unveiling his new solo project Lord Skywave). This was a British festival that did not prepare for a little rain - an absurd contradiction in terms.

To make matters worse, the stewards knew even less than us. Had the headlining acts been wisely moved to another stage. Who knows? Perhaps there was some really cool tent errected at last minute that I - and 60,000 others - didn't even know about.

It wasn't all doom and gloom. Let's not forget, it wasn't just the headliners that had pulled in the crowds. In the drum'n'bass arenas mashed rude boys were raving fervently - as if experiencing particularly savage epileptic fits. In the Acid House tent, the old-school ravers were vigorously sucking on their dummies, throwing shapes in their overalls and leaping around like they'd rediscovered the madchester scene. While the Hardcore Heaven tent...well...the less we say about that the better. And, despite the off putting name, The Zane Lowe tent was filled with happy, bouncing scenesters showing off their overpriced ed banger tshirts, skinny jeans and now thoroughly muddied air maxes.

On arrival, I stumbled into the Zane Lowe tent, greeted by some nicely gnarled sounds from Alex Metric and then a bouncy DJ set from Meat Katie who threw in some fidgetty warping and heavy bangers. But the real saving grace was the Turbo tent, sponsored by Turbo Recordings - a label who've released tracks by the likes of Tiga, ZZT, Chromeo, D.I.M., Boys Noize, Von Party and Brodinski. The first act I saw, and possibly one of the standouts, was the Russian additon to Turbo Records: Proxy, who's fuzzy, wobbly distortion filled the room with heavy reverberation. He started off his live set with sure-fire hit 'Decoy' and then proceeded to smash the place to bits with more booming bass, crunchy sounds and nasty noise. This guy is like a slowed down Boys Noize; an experimental Justice; or a minimal, darker Digitalism. His sounds live, anyway, are a million miles away from just listening to them on your ipod. He finished with his latest booming single 'Dance In The Dark' that samples icelandic singer Djork (recently immortalised in Pelski's Playlist III). Heavy, heavy:

Proxy - Decoy [pelski highly recommends]


Proxy - Dance In The Dark [pelski highly recommends]


Proxy - Din Dah


Proxy - Destroy


Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness (Proxy Remix)


Chromeo - Tenderoni (Proxy Distort mix)

Boys Noize then took to the Turbo tent, with his blazing electro-tech. By now we're all pretty well-acquanited with his heavy, energetic tunes, filled with roaring, growling anger that sound like a dirty engine revved up and let loose. And, as per usual, he did not disappoint. I've seen quite a few of Boys Noize's sets, and they can be a little repetitive, but as his discography increases so does the diversity of his sets. The boisterous, raucous noise fills the room and get s everyone bouncing. He aptly drops '& Down' and my personal fave 'lava lava', while he gives us plenty of his distortion infused remixes. By now we're all bored of Soulwax' s Phantom Pt II remix, so Boys Noize's dirtier remix of Pt.II is a welcome and wonderfully energetic finale to his set:

Boys Noize - Lava Lava [pelski highly recommends]


Justice - Phantom Pt II (Boys Noize Unreleased Turbine) [pelski highly recommends]


Foreign Islands - Fine Dining With The Future (Boys Noize Remix) [pelski highly recommends]


Teenage Bad Girl - Cocotte (Boys Noize Rework)


Alex Kid - My Way (Boys Noize Remix)


So, next up on the Turbo stage is Chromeo. Chromeo's funky 80s vibe has always drawn throngs of remixers. His unremixed material though are pure fun, cheesy disco. But raving material? Nay. Their perfomance - played out on keyboards and guitars - was a pleasant change and provided a distinctive shift in mood, as a funky, retro vibe entered the tent. But their slightly un-banger-esque tunes prompted me to break one of the 10 gig commandments:
  1. "Thou shalt never be the annoying motherfucker who sits down in the middle of the raving crowd"
Yes, I sat down with a group of friends.... We were greeted with disapproving looks. Pelski hung his head in shame. (But I had to recharge my batteries: Justice and Erol were yet to perform...).

Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin (LA Riots Remix) [pelski highly recommends]


Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Laidback Luke Remix)


Chromeo - Tenderoni (MSTRKRFT remix)

Justice's live set was, as expected, huge. Xavier and Gaspard were each lit up by two singular blue beams of godly light. They bounced their heads and chainsmoked their way through a heavy set of gnarled, dirty sounds that maintained the Turbo tent's ever energetic mood. Their set was slightly different this time, with the inclusion of a couple of treats. They slipped the round-and-round booming and clattering of their Franz Ferdinand remix, and even included the excellent MSTRKRFT remix of their D.A.N.C.E. While they milked the acapella of 'We Are Your Friends' for everything it was worth and cajoled an amazing, euphoric sing-along from the excitable crowd. Water Of Nazareth is my favourite Justice tune and was dropped somwehere near the end, and didn't fail to disappoint, though the crunchiness of that distortion was somewhat lost in the live rendition (though Erol's remix was always my favourite version). All in all... heavy, heavy indeed:

Franz Ferdinand - The Fallen ('Ruined by Justice' Remix) [pelski highly recommends]


Franz Ferdinand - The Fallen (Justice Remix) [this version is a sped-up, superior version of the remix, given out free in NME two years ago] [zshare link]


Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT remix)


Etien De Crecy/Justice vs Simian mash up - Erol Alkan
[zshare link]


Waters of Nazareth (Erol Alkan's Remix)


Erol's DJ set was a dirty amalgam of whirring sirens, teched-out noise and thumping bass. The first hour was certainly better than the second, and hit all the right spots. The second hour, too, had its moments. And, as usual, his excellent mixing was present. His inclusion of a raucous edit of Late Of The Pier's 'Focker' was an inspired drop (as he looped that dirty, clattering chorus), along with Dusty Kid's 'The Cat' (this time nestled neatly in the middle of his set rather than at the start). If my hazy memory serves me correctly, other standard bangers slipped in were Digitalism's 'Home Zone', 'Jupiter Rooms' and Von Party's remix of 'Disco Sirens'. An altogether excellent set.
[If anyone has this or Proxy's set please post below, or even just the tracklist. Many thanks]

Late Of The Pier - Focker


Dusty Kid - The Cat


Midfield General - Disco Sirens (Von Party edit)


By this point my legs were ready to give way, but I blundered over to the Zane Lowe stage. Looking around, it was apparent everyone here was having a good time despite the Chems' cancellation. Hundreds of kids were chewing their faces inside out, weakly pummeling the air with their fists, staggering around high on poppers, trying to maintain some kind of rhythm as either the come-downs or cramp started to set in. Nevertheless, it wasn't that late yet and Simian Mobile Disco really mixed things up with an excellent set of bleepy, acid-tinged dirtiness. Cheers and affectionate singalongs greeted 'Hustler' and frantic, energetic raving accompanied the dirty, pumping mash-up of 'Tits and Acid':


Simian Mobile Disco - Boatrace


Simian Mobile Disco - The Count


The only artists I'm really sad to have missed were Brodinski and Soulwax (and, of course, those who were cancelled, due to what can only be described as pure idiocy):


Brodinski - Bad Runner [pelski highly recommends]


D.I.M. - Is You (Brodinski remix) [pelski highly recommends]


Felix Da Housecat - Rocket Ride (Soulwax Rock It Right Mix)


Verdict: A chaotically organised event, where the only thing more useless than the stewards was the mainstage. But to overlook the other smaller stages would have been a crime against humanity. The banging electro and buoyant atmosphere of the Turbo stage alone saved the day from impending catastrophe and was well worth the ticket price.

22 comments:

scottdog said...

Fucking sweet post, very amusing...

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your write up.

To say it is best summer festival lineup I find rather absurd...yes ALL the big names are there but all the organisers seem to be doing with the lineup was pandering to the wants of current trends in dance music, solely for the purpose of marketing and to make a quick buck- very little thought seems to have gone into booking upcoming acts and older hands. I was going to go on Sunday solely to see Chems- glad I didn't waste my time and money now- not only due to the weather but had doubts if gatecrasher would pull off an event of such scale with little experience of BIG festivals- thoroughly poor show from the organisers if you ask me and totally unacceptable.

Still, glad to hear about the success of at least one of the stages there.

ps; sitting down in the middle of any 'rave' is not a good look

aaron said...

"to say it is the bet festival lineup is absurd". Except it is the best festival lineup. pandering to the current trends in dance music? oh right i suppose that's why they had an acid house tent? also i suppose they shouldnt pander to the crowds? they should actually just put music on that the crowds hate? yes that would work really well.

but it does sound very badly organized.

also, that was a great review

don said...

despite those cancellations it sounds like an awesome time. awesome review by the way-- your descriptions of various artists' sounds are on point.

the songs are also a treat as always.

Diego Varese said...

just found your blog a few days ago, and glad I did! We have very similar tastes in music and the way you write your posts is really amusing! Makes a fun and worthwhile read, especially when I'd have died to go to a festival like Gatecrasher, despite the crappy organisation. Alas, I can't: living on the other side of the world doesn't help much.

Keep those posts up and the music coming, and thanks for helping me imagine I was there.

Dwangbuis said...

Now that's a great review. Nice reading (and listening too)!

Lunoh said...

Turbo tent made it for me, I was there from Proxy and onwards until Erol. Just a shame everything was so over priced and no one seemed to have any idea what was going on. And not forgetting the Ed Banger stage which after spending an hour trying to find was well worth staying for.

jade@onemoredisco said...

you couldn't of summed up a dance festival any better than that! this review is amazing, and i'm gad you had a good time, regardless of the shit organizational skills!
x

Anonymous said...

I think the main stage at GCSSS was closed 'cos an over excited raver popped to many little ones and died, rather than closure due to rain. But I may be wrong.

Matt said...

Ha, excellent. Some c-nuts sat down behind me during Chromeo - maybe it was you??
I had a similar day to you, but I chose Soulwax over Justice. I'm so glad I did, they were amazing.... Live covers of Robot Rock & the soulwax remix of Phantom PtII!
And yeah, Proxy was an awesome way to start the day.

Kai said...

that's a really nice review! rou obv have no problem with your memory! we stayed right til the end of Turbo - Brodinksi's set was immense, but he didn't do Bad Runner. we were side of stage for Tiga and saw something really sweet, Tiga played a Proxy track and someone went and got him - he was so chuffed.
does anyone know why Uffie cancelled and who did the Ed Banger All Stars?

Anonymous said...

what an awesome lineup! Why didnt I hear of this festival before. What a shame

4Watt said...

Excellent tracks and review...

Ian

Marcus said...

nice write up :) enjoyed reading it very much! not quite as much as when is was raving there!! My jaw is slowly starting to work properly again!
i believe this was easily the best festival line up of the year..... by a long margin!!!
you have awesome taste in music btw... these are pretty much the acts i followed round! was mad dashing between metropolis/dnb, turbo tent and dirty disco!
WICKED EVENT

marcus said...

Favourite Act though.. boys noize or brodinskis set to finish me off? just genius

Check the link!!

Josh LL-Smith said...

I absolutely loved Gatecrasher, went for the whole weekend and got on the MySpace Bus for both days which for me made the festival for me. Managed to meet Busy P, Mehdi, Crookers, Kissy Sell Out and Boys Noize and see their sets on the bus...amazing stuff. I was really impressed by Simian Mobile Disco and Digitalism, I love them but I've heard mixed things live...they were both amazing though. For me Boys Noize, Soulwax or SMD were the best acts of the weekend. Crookers, Radioclit and Proxy were all incredible too but once again Soulwax proved that they, alongside Daft Punk are the godfathers of absurd-electro. I was disappointed about Hot Chip and Chemical Brothers but it enat I could see more of other sets elesewhere plus I'm sure I'll see them some other time. I also missed Brodinski, most of Tiga and Evil Nie which I was a bit disappointed about but by the end of SMD I was dead. There are so many other names to mention but I'm drawing a blank.

Tom said...

weird, sounds like I went to almost exactly the same acts as you did. And like you, I had an awesome time, despite the main stage being shut.

spilledpants said...

nice post. arousing rewiev. and I'm sure that was real good fest despite any sucks stuff in organization. bad for me I missed it.

Adam said...

Great review, thanks! I´m going to Sónar in a few weeks so it was really nice to read such wellwritten reviews of Boys Noize, Justice, Erol etc. Will you be attending Sónar? Would love to read your review of it.

mannequinclassic said...

excellent review man. agree with what you got to say.
Also, if the organisers didn't get the acts that todays paying people wanted to see then I'm sure tickets wouldn't sell. Personally I thought the line up was immense. Got alot of acts I would of loved to see and a good few i wudda liked to see again.
Wish i was there.

Altho, i've got my heart and wages set on pukkelpop.

Anonymous said...

I love this post.

too bad i'm going to Lowlands. stupid dissicion.

Anonymous said...

bravo, pelski is incredible, when i saw mr oizo a couple of weekends ago he was banging dancing in the dark he played it twice. cheeeeeeeers

 

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